Turtle Soup101
男性, 45 歲
年齡45, 男性

just ask .Dont bother talking to me if your entire profile is nothing but song lyrics. If you can't even think of something to say in this tiny box, I doubt you can keep my attention for more than 20 seconds anyway. Do us both a favor. Dont bother if you: are married (if your hubby cant trust you, why would I?), dont have all of your teeth, your profile pic is of you and a room full of "smoke," yOu TYpe lIkE ThIs, or if youre opening line is where do i know you from? Oh...and if your username includes any or all of the following, dont even bother: hottie,sexy,babygirl,or lonely! Seriously, I wont even answer. Im a guy who Has been told hes the funniest person around, laughs for no reason, cares what you think but youll never know it, loves& values a lot of things you wouldnt understand, assumes youre a complete douchebag until you prove me wrong, uses my phone as a front (i.e. its not even turned on), prefers a hole in the wall to 4th street, judges books by the covers, trusts no one completely, is not so new to town anymore, can read you like a book, is terrified of big brother, thinks my dogs live secret lives while Im at work, hates feet, knows whehre he stands, will never quit while hes ahead, and is pretty much never satisfied.
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性別: 男性

年齡: 年齡45

國家/地區: 美国

資料點擊: 4,892

訂閱者: 29

視頻觀看總數: 14,358

城市: Elizabethtown

語言: English

个人信息: 显示

角色扮演: 奴隸

尋找: 女性, 男性, 主人

感情狀態: 單

孩子: 是的, 我們沒有住在一起

教育: Collage

宗教: 基督教

抽煙: 偶爾

飲酒: 從不

註冊: 2013年3月12日 (4,306天之前)

聯繫: 與Turtle Soup101聊天

物理信息: 显示

種族: 白人

身體: 平均的

身高: 72 in

體重: 84 kg

頭髮長度: 中等的

髮色: 棕的

眼睛顏色: 棕色

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just ask .Dont bother talking to me if your entire profile is nothing but song lyrics. If you can't even think of something to say in this tiny box, I doubt you can keep my attention for more than 20 seconds anyway. Do us both a favor. Dont bother if you: are married (if your hubby cant trust you, why would I?), dont have all of your teeth, your profile pic is of you and a room full of "smoke," yOu TYpe lIkE ThIs, or if youre opening line is where do i know you from? Oh...and if your username includes any or all of the following, dont even bother: hottie,sexy,babygirl,or lonely! Seriously, I wont even answer. Im a guy who Has been told hes the funniest person around, laughs for no reason, cares what you think but youll never know it, loves& values a lot of things you wouldnt understand, assumes youre a complete douchebag until you prove me wrong, uses my phone as a front (i.e. its not even turned on), prefers a hole in the wall to 4th street, judges books by the covers, trusts no one completely, is not so new to town anymore, can read you like a book, is terrified of big brother, thinks my dogs live secret lives while Im at work, hates feet, knows whehre he stands, will never quit while hes ahead, and is pretty much never satisfied.顯示更多