I'm a straight male sadist that's found a bisexual female masochist who happens to enjoy almost everything I do and when she doesn't really like something, she let's me force her into doing it anyway. Because if at first it does not fit, then I will simply force that shit! And we record a lot of it so others can enjoy watching us enjoy each other.
With once in a while guest appearances of my service dog; Kylo Ren the Talking Terrier. Who is into my dick WAAAAY more then he should be.